{"id":31,"date":"2008-09-15T22:21:24","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T03:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2008-09-15T22:25:38","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T03:25:38","slug":"spiders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/2008\/09\/15\/spiders\/","title":{"rendered":"Spiders"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while you look around and realize that you’re falling behind on life when you weren’t looking.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe your universal all in one remote doesn’t work anymore.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe you broke the counter-weight off one of the windows in your house and it slammed into your hand.\u00c2\u00a0 Or maybe the hinge on your gate broke letting your children wander in and out of the backyard and into traffic.\u00c2\u00a0 Or maybe you have black widow spiders in your basement.<\/p>\n

\"Black<\/a>

Black Widow Spider<\/p><\/div>\n

Now.\u00c2\u00a0 I know what you are thinking:\u00c2\u00a0 that’s brown.\u00c2\u00a0 It doesn’t have an hourglass shape on it.\u00c2\u00a0 Here’s a professional photo:<\/p>\n

\"Professional<\/a>

Professional Black Widow Photo. Image By Sturgis McKeever, Georgia Southern University, United States<\/p><\/div>\n

You can find more information at: http:\/\/www.forestryimages.org\/browse\/detail.cfm?imgnum=1485040<\/a><\/p>\n

If you think I’m wrong, I welcome other theories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every once in a while you look around and realize that you’re falling behind on life when you weren’t looking.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe your universal all in one remote doesn’t work anymore.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe you broke the counter-weight off one of the windows in your house and it slammed into your hand.\u00c2\u00a0 Or maybe the hinge on your\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xkahn.zoned.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}